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AGE
27 during the week,
24 on weekends.
STARSIGN
Virgo. It's a terrible sign to have because everyone thinks you're making a joke.
FAMILY
Three sisters, one brother. I'm the baby of the family. 'Spoiled' I hear you say? Definitely. My brother is much, much older and a real outdoor, he-man type.
RELEVANT WORK EXPERIENCE
'Tin man' in the local rep's version of 'Wizard of Oz', The M.C. in 'Cabaret' and lots and lots of ushering at the movies. I just love being in the dark with nothing but a torch.
FAVOURITES
Colour
Flame orange.
TV Shows
Buffy, Buffy, Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Oh, and Will and Grace.
Food
Thai - absolutely anything Thai.
Holiday
Destinations: Sydney, San Francisco, Venice Beach, Mykonos
FAVOURITE SAYING
'This comes with the compliments of the young man who is waving from across the pool, Sir'
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I don't know if this really counts, but...I was in the sixth form. Our drama teacher (who I absolutely adored!) had us doing 'Julius Caesar' and I landed the role of Cassius. I was so sure I'd be a fabulous actor but once rehearsals started it became clear I wasn't cut out for Shakespeare. I noticed that whenever I made an entrance the rest of the cast sort of winced. So did the director. And at the dress rehearsal, so did the audience. Being a sensitive soul, I was feeling pretty bad by the time opening night came around, but I went on and launched into my first speech. To my utter astonishment, as I briskly turned to exit, there were cheers and lots of applause.
By the time I made my second entrance I was on fire. My delivery was forceful, masterly, superb! Again my exiting flourish was attended with cheering and applause and I was a total convert - stage acting was just the best thing ever! On my third entrance they cheered me even before I spoke, clearly anticipating another flawless performance. It was only as I exited, amid the cheers and clapping that I heard the fateful words and understood. I reached around behind and ....yep. My toga had split up the back and I was au naturel underneath. Every sweeping exit had revealed my naked buttocks to the multitude. I was mortified...until I thought; How many Shakespearian actors are cheered from the stage with cries of "Nice ass"? And it was a man's voice, too.
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