STARSIGN
Is there one with a horse? I like horses. Adam's telling me Saggitarius has a bit of horse in it so I'll go for that. Ian says I can't 'go for' whatever Ilike it's got to be related to my birthday. Okay. So what's 1978?

FAMILY
Seven of us. Barbara, Dave, Frank, Katy, Neil, Mum and Dad. Oh plus me, that makes eight. I'm the eldest by eleven months.

JOBS BEFORE MANALIVE
School (not really a job) where I learned practically nothing, then the Billanbura Riding Academy where Mrs Kilby taught me everything. I started as a stablehand and ended up as an apprentice trainer. That was before Chantelle Kilby came home from Brisbane for the school holidays and things went wrong. And just before I started bouncing at the 'Meat Rack' in Rockhampton, and then I tried out as a dancer.

PENIS LENGTH
It looks like someone has just added this question on my form thingy - the writing's all sort of squeezed in. But Ian assures me that everyone had to answer this question. Lets just say 'adequate'.

FAVOURITES

Colour
League - Go the Cane Toads!

Sport
Blue. (I put these down the wrong way round and Mostin says I can't change them - it's like a test.)

Film
Jurassic Park

Book
Guess I'd have to say Jurassic Park again.

TV
Hey, Hey it's Saturday!
TAB Trackside, McGyver.

Holiday Destination
Home - it's got everything.

Food
Those Lebanese things with meat in them.

Pastimes
Riding horses, Surfing, running. I like to keep fit. Oh, and eating pies.

QUOTE

Statement:
There's no excuse for bad manners
(Mum).




Oh I don't want to talk about it. Do I have to? (Adam says yeah).

It was when I was working in the 'Meat Rack' in Rocky. I'd been a bouncer for about six weeks when they decided to let me try out as a stripper. I did pretty good in rehearsals - Andy McCurdy, the manager, said I had 'enormous talent'. The night came when I got the chance to do my routine. I was about half way through, and going great guns, then I looked down and saw my sister Katy sitting in the front row. Andy had given me this stage name - 'Rock Rigid' - but Katy recognised my face on the flyer and drove up all the way from Brizzy!

I can tell you that it's bloody impossible to take your clothes off in a sexy way in front of your sister. I danced around a bit then ran off, humiliated. Andy banned Katy from the club, but for weeks afterward I had to work really hard to wipe out that memory - Katy sitting there, yelling out "Come on Clinny, show us your snake!"